I liked this so much for michiganmoviemakers.com, I’m posting again for ondesire.com!
“Cough, cough! Sure is dusty in here. Just gotta lift this rusty girder up so it’s not jamming that giant titanium gear… OK, 1, 2, 3, heave!”
“Ok, now here are some jumper cables, let’s see… red positive, black is ground.”
“Sweet! Now. Open the emergency restart panel, first clear away this spider web… and there’s the candy red button. Here goes…”
BOOM! Chirrr! Chugga. Hisssss!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
“Right. Were up. Ondesire.com is back.”